For Here
"Top Chef" Dave Martin opens restaurant with a menu that sounds like it was written by Shaggy from "Scooby Doo"
Mystery Diner groups put people with OCD to good use, rewards them with free diner
Gilt calls out Le Cirque on its puny white truffle

To Go
Vanessa Carlton likes all the same restaurants as every other annoying Nolita princess (NYMag)
Bobby Van, restaurateur and Truman Capote's favorite screwdriver-maker, dies (NYTimes)
DOH offers a free course training everyday citizens to rat out restaurants (NYC.gov via Eat for Victory)