Since when does a user review of any restaurant need to reference a Fall Out Boy song? (Or am I just that old?)

This Ain't a Scene...
It's a damn good restaurant! If you didn't catch that reference to Fall Out Boy, then nevermind. The point is, I'd heard so much about the scene at ------- that I didn't really know what to expect from the food ...

Three guesses as to which nearly in the Meatpacking District restaurant reminds diners of Pete Wentz? Is it (A) Craftsteak, (B) Buddakan, (C) Morimoto? ... Click through to find out.

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We love it when you guys write reviews. It helps us know whether we're doing our jobs with any semblance of accuracy. Sometimes your reviews turn us on to undiscovered gems, sometimes they let us know which restaurants might be slipping, and sometimes, they just make us laugh our asses off. In honor of Oktoberfest, we thought we'd kick this column off with a review of East Village beer hall, Zum Schneider. This one came from someone who goes by the name Tex, and who invokes the wrath of his grandfather Ludwig Van Wolfhausen to put the smackdown on the place. Click through to read Tex's take, and be prepared to LOL.

Read about Oktoberfest events happening this weekend.

(Photo from Zum Scheider .)