The day before Halloween is upon us and I'm sure most of you have your packaged costumes from Ricky's ready to go. Some of us on the other hand have resorted to poking holes in our bedsheets for that old school ghost costume (go here for directions). Desperate partygoers who cringe at the sight of yarn and scissors should check out these witty Halloween T-shirt costumes instead.

Sci-fi geeks rejoice! Urban Outfitters is carrying a line of Star Wars T-shirt costumes, including R2D2 (photo, left), Darth Vader and Chewbacca.  Wanna blend in with the rest of the sexy costumes but lack the guts to pull off an apron and feather duster? This French maid costume from t-shirts (photo, right) along with the sexy nurse and sexy cop T-shirt is your answer (caution: next day delivery may be a bit pricey). Gather a crew of dancers, some white gloves, plastic switch blades and this M.J. shirt (photo, below) from Threadless and "Beat It" through the Halloween parade. Happy Halloween!